Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest comedian Tarun Shetty about Valentine’s Day, reads fans’ break up stories, shares his own break up story, and gives his thoughts on the passing of Whitney Houston.

Eliot talks out of his ass about sex with professional sex therapist & webisode sex coach “Jenna Time.” And it was everything he hoped it would be. [Intro Song "Sexy and I know it" - LMFAO]

Eliot talks out of his ass with guest Tarun Shetty about why you might be in the “friend zone” and how to get out of it.  They also talk a little about the PUA community (Pick Up Artists). And finally they give their opinions on the recent Dane Cook incident at the Laugh Factory.  [Intro Song "Tuff Enuff" - Fabulous Thunderbirds]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guests Caroline and Quinn about blind dates, UFC, TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras and answer over 20 Would You Rather questions from the fanpage. [Intro Song "If I Was You (OMG)" - Far East Movement feat. Snoop Dogg]

Eliot talks out of his ass with very special guest Sandra…an ex-girlfriend!  This impromptu conversation covers their relationship from beginning to end and how they have been able to remain friends so many years later.  As always, it’s a very honest episode. [Intro song "Senorita" - Justin Timberlake]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest Pete about the passing of LA comedian Angelo Bowers, the top 5 regrets of life, and answers fan questions. [Intro Song "Auld Lang Syne"]

Eliot talks out of his ass about the 2 great loves of his life, what love is, why chic flics suck, Ryan Gosling, and reads love stories from fans.  [Intro Song "All I Want For Christmas Is You" - Olivia Olson, Love Actually Soundtrack]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest comic and long time friend Tarun Shetty (www.tarun.tv) in this “bitch session.”  They go off on racist auditions, why people at the Comedy Store hate Eliot, living in LA, and relationships.  Although he starts in a foul mood, after getting everything off his chest Eliot feels a lot better. [Intro Song "No One Knows" - Queens of the Stone Age]

This episode is VERY DIFFERENT.  With lower energy and more relaxed than usual, Eliot talks out of his ass about random topics and answers fan questions.  Then things take a drastic turn at [34:00] when Eliot gets SUPER HONEST about what he is feeling in the moment.  Then the podcast gets REAL and SURREAL. [Intro Song "Billie Jean" - Michael Jackson]

Eliot talks out of his ass and does a whole lotta Men Bashing with special guest and dear friend Caroline.  Bend over and grab your ankles guys.  You take it up the ass in this one.  WARNING: Sorry for the sound levels everyone – it’s going to be loud. [Intro Song "Paparazzi" - Lady Gaga]

Eliot talks out of his ass about Occupy LA, the sad passing of comedian Patrice O’Neal, what Eliot’s comedy was like in the beginning, the sickest he has ever been on tour, what is charisma and charm, and answers fan emails – which leads to an unexpected women bashing tirade. [Intro Song "Lady" - Modjo]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest and best friend Pete as they continue to gripe about why sometimes women suck – and not in the good way.  Men Bashing Episode will be coming soon – PROMISE! [Intro Song "Can a Nigga get a Table Dance" - 2 Live Crew]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest and best friend Pete about some of the things they hate about women. Buckle up ladies because you take it across the chin and up the ass in this week’s podcast. To make things fair, tune in next week for the Men Bashing Episode. [Intro Song "Superfreak" - Rick James]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest “Gay Paul” about their old NY sketch show Project Mayhem, AMC’s Walking Dead, gay bath houses, the comic genius of Melissa McCarthy, guitar comics, internet haters and Occupy Wall Street. [Intro Song "Fuck You" - Cee Lo Green]

Eliot talks out of his ass about being banned from the Laugh Factory, what ruins a college comedy show, why most Asian men don’t approach hot women, and sexting. [Intro Song "Hard to Handle" - Black Crowes]

Eliot talks out of his ass about his Hawaii Trip, why pretty girls turn him off, what he looks for in a woman, reads a fan’s email about a dating experience, and then rambles on for the rest of the hour about his similar experience. [Intro Song "Pump It" - Black Eyed Peas]

Eliot talks out of his ass about the N-WORD, AMC’s Breaking Bad, the cost of dating, what to do when you are depressed, the difference between a winner and a loser, shares a high school detention story, reads fan stories and answers fan questions. [Intro Song "Hypnotize" - Notorious B.I.G.]

Eliot talks out of his ass about hookers, why sitcoms suck, getting bumped off shows by Chris Rock, how to find out if your date has an STD, who are his favorite comedians, a few secrets he didn’t expect to share, and reads more fan emails. NOTE: At the end Eliot leaves the mics on by accident for a minute.  It’s cute. [Intro Song "Work It" - Nelly feat. Justin Timberlake]

Eliot talks out of his ass about his Birthday Night in detail, getting drunk, heckler videos, his craziest one night stand – in detail, and reads a fan’s “Tale of Roofies.”  The Best Episode So Far!  Seriously, Eliot & Aiko are finding their groove with the podcast. [Intro Song "Whip My Hair" - Willow Smith]

Eliot talks out of his ass about birthdays, what he says to other comics when they bomb, how you know if someone doesn’t want to date you, and answers questions & reads more stories from fans, and critiques his 1st Comedy Central appearance from 2005. [Intro Song "Happy Birthday" - The Ramones]

Eliot talks out of his ass about bumping into Margaret Cho, the highest he ever got, comics who steal jokes, should you move or sacrifice careers for relationships, and answers more fan questions. (Pardon the low sound on the “stealing jokes” clips). [Intro Song "Echoes" - The Rapture]

Eliot talks out of his ass about the Miss Universe skanks, the first time he had sex, the first time he did stand up comedy, his personal 9/11 stories, and answers more fan emails. [Intro Song "Bass Down Low" - Dev]