Eliot talks out of his ass and reads fan emails mostly about their dating problems. [Intro Song "Blurred Lines" - Robin Thicke]

Eliot talks out of his ass with dating guru JT Tran, also known as the best Asian Pick Up Artist in the Pick Up Community, also known as “The Asian Playboy.” Check him out at www.abcsofattraction.com [Intro Song "X Gonna Give It To You" - DMX]

Eliot talks out of his ass as he answers fan emails. He talks about asking for threesomes, physically fighting hecklers, and dealing with semi-racist in-laws. [Intro Song "One More Night" - Maroon 5]

Eliot talks out of his ass about little things that have happened in the past few weeks in his real life. Nothing crazy funny or super wild. Just amusing. It’s a very chill and short podcast this week. [Intro Song "Cant' Hold Us" MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS FEAT. RAY DALTON]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest comic and friend Grant Gordon. They talk about meeting each other in the comedy club, going on tour together, and talk a whole lot about Buddhism. Yup, Buddhism. Pardon the sound – recorder settings were a little off. [Intro Song "Black or White" - Michael Jackson]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest comic and friend Justin Silver, host of CBS’s “Dogs In The City.” They talk about Justin’s TV show, dogs, and the ladies. [Intro Song "Givin' The Dog A Bone" - ACDC]

Eliot talks out of his ass about the most fascinating conversation he’s ever had with a stranger on a plane. He also rants about a college office being offended by his current tour poster [Intro Song "Learning To Fly" - Foo Fighters]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest Jose Torres, close friend and college fraternity brother AND sound engineer for America’s Next Top Model. Jose talks about all the things he has seen behind the scenes on that show and other reality shows he has worked on. [Intro Song "Supermodel" - RuPaul]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest Jose Torres, close friend and college fraternity brother. They reminisce about the their college adventures and friendships. [Intro Song "Animal House" - Stephen Bishop]

Eliot talks out of his ass about the special birthday show he did for a fan and his first Roast at that show. Plus he answers fan emails which lead to him talking about the “Why I’d Hate To Be Asian” Racist Indiana Student. [Intro Song "Super Bass" - Nicki Minaj]

Eliot talks out of his ass with guest comic & friend Tarun Shetty as they discuss the similarities between the struggles that Asian and Indian comics go through and of course end up talking about dating & sex. [Intro Song "Take Me Out" - Franz Ferdinand]

Eliot talks out of his ass with guest comic & friend Eric Hahn as Eric acts as Eliot’s gay tour guide into the trials and tribulations of growing up gay in America. [Intro Song "Wild Boys" - Duran Duran]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest comic Tarun Shetty as they chill on Sunset Bvd across from the Vanity Fair Academy Awards party! They talk about what they see, interview women they don’t know, and Eliot interviews an abrasive Asian woman named “Amber” that he just met a week ago and keeps running into. [Intro Song "Starry Night Surprise" - Oakenfold]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest comic & good friend Traci Stumpf on location on a “pop-up podcast” after a show. They talk about how they met, her life as a female comedian, and her celebrity encounters on the red carpet working for Entertainment Tonight Online. [Intro Song "Bad Girls" - Donna Summer]

Eliot talks out of his ass about why he has recently fell in love with the singer Jewel and reads fans emails which are mostly about relationships. [Intro Song "Ten" - Jewel]

Eliot talks out of his ass with guest comic Flip Shultz. Eliot gets interviewed in detail on Flip’s podcast! They talk about how they first met back in the day and their early years of comedy [Intro Song "Sorry For Party Rocking" - LMFAO]

Eliot talks out of his ass as he reads fan emails which leads him to the subject of lies & liars. [Intro Song "Love The Way You Lie" Eminem ft. Rihanna]

Eliot talks out of his ass about his first viral video “THINGS ASIANS HATE.” He explains in detail why Asians are annoyed by certain questions. He also explains why he and most Asians love Bruce lee. [Intro Song "Theme for The Big Boss" {Bruce Lee Movie}]

Eliot talks out of his ass with guest comics Miguel Dalmau and Ray Marshall as they are drive to a college show back in 2012. They discuss women’s flaws, marriage, babies, stand up comedy, the time Eliot met Sarah Silverman, and more [Intro Song "The Boys Are Back In Town " - Thin Lizzy]

Eliot talks out of his ass and interviews special guest Tom Mainiero – who rode his bicycle across America in 78 days! Eliot intently listens to Tom’s journey and picks up some great life lessons too. [Intro Song "Pumped Up Kicks" - Foster The People]

Eliot talks out of his ass about what he did for New Year’s Eve, how people may be surprised to know he is an introvert, and why he doesn’t do college interviews [Intro Song "Shots" - LMFAO ft. Lil Wayne]

Eliot talks out of his ass about how the world didn’t end, some of his Christmas memories, the movie Gattaca, and more. [Intro Song "Zombie" - Family Force 5]

Eliot talks out of his ass about Gun Control, the holidays, sending greeting cards and more [Intro Song "Christmas in Hollis" - RUN DMC]

Eliot talks out of his ass and gives his best dating advice, tips, and “opener” lines to past podcast guest Quinn. [Intro Song "Back to the Future" Theme - Alan Silvestri]

Eliot talks out of his ass about Chris Brown and also reads “Scumbag stories” that fans sent in. [Intro Song "Yeah 3x" - Chris Brown]

Eliot talks out of his ass about the scary dream that woke him up this morning, why he likes the X Factor, and reads fan emails. [Intro Song "So What" - p!nk]

Eliot talks out of his ass about the new James Bond movie “Skyfall” and reads some great fan emails. [Intro Song "James bond Theme remix" -David Arnold]

Eliot talks out of his ass about divorce, trophy wives, gold digging whores and also reads fan emails. [Intro Song "Beast of Burden" - The Rolling Stones]

Eliot talks out of his ass about Obama winning the 2012 election, more tips on avoiding the friend zone, and a few pet peeves from this week on the road. [Intro Song "Here I Come" - The Roots]

Eliot talks out of his ass about Hurricane Sandy and the upcoming 2012 elections and reveals how he feels about President Obama and Mitt Romney. [Intro Song "Sober" - P!nk]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest and best friend Pete about the worst intro he was ever given at a comedy show, “clean” comedy vs. “dirty” comedy, Fred Willard exposing his penis in public, and more [Intro Song "Let's See You Dance Sucka" - from South Park]

Eliot talks out of his ass about fat people and the infamous video “CBS WKBT News Anchor’s On-Air Response to Viewer Calling Her Fat (Oct. 2nd, 2012).” [Intro Song "I'm Fat" - Weird Al Yankovic].

Eliot talks out of his ass as he apologizes for uploading the podcast over 5 days late and reads great stories fans sent in – all dating/relationship stories! [Intro Song ""Apologize" - One Republic]

Eliot talks out of his ass about what he did on his birthday this year, how one of his friends messed up on his birthday, and reads fan stories. [Intro "Lazy Song" - Bruno Mars]

Eliot talks out of his ass about corporal punishment in schools & sex before marriage. [Intro Song "Gangnam Style" - PSY]

Eliot talks out of his ass about family as he reads one fan’s email and spirals into a rant about the importance of blood relatives and his own relationship with his parents. [Intro Song "We Are Family" - Sister Sledge]

Eliot talks out of his ass about bullies and talks about the most recent viral YouTube bully video “Bus Monitor Karen Klein bullied by vile school children.” He also talks about his younger days as a bully victim. [Intro Song "Howlin' For You" - The Black Keys].

Eliot talks out of his ass about his first year on the podcast, being sick this past week, how he started lifting weights in college, why he goes to the gym today, and his biggest pet peeves about the gym. [Intro Song "Celebration" - Kool and The Gang]

Every year Eliot put’s together an hour of music to be played at his tour shows while the audience walks in so they are not sitting in silence and bored. This year it’s all mash ups in one solid 50 min track. If you want a good work out, a good jog, or good dance mix for a party – THIS IS IT.

1. Don’t Stop Till You Sweat Enough – MICHAEL JACKSON vs C&C MUSIC FACTORY
2. Just Dance Sweet Dreams – LADY GAGA vs EURYTHMICS
3. Toxic in the Deep – ADELE vs BRITNEY
4. Where Have You Been – RIHANNA vs CALVIN HARRIS
5. Call Me Maybe – CARLY RAE JEPSEN vs JESSIE J
6. Moves Like Jagger – MAROON 5 vs MODJO
7. Last Friday Night I Wanna Feel So Close – KATY PERRY vs CALVIN HARRIS vs WHITNEY
8. Blow vs Till The World Ends – KE$HA vs BRITNEY
9. Firework I Gotta Feeling – KATY PERRY vs BLACK EYED PEAS
10. Sweet Child O’ Mine – GNR vs FAR EAST MOVEMENT
11. Staying Hot – NELLY vs BEE GEES
12. Party In The USA – MILEY CYRUS vs NOTORIOUS BIG
13. Jump – HOUSE OF PAIN vs QUEEN vs ACDC

Eliot talks out of his ass about loose ends that weren’t covered from last week’s episode with his ex “Jeannie.” He also talks about the Mars landing and the pictures from the surface of the Red Planet. [Intro Song "How You Like Me Now" - The Heavy]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest “Jeannie” who was his first ex of 2012. They talk about how they met, what it’s like to date Eliot, how she unintentionally tried to phase him out, and what went down when he confronted her about it. [Intro Song "Gimme That Nutt" - Eazy E]

Eliot talks out of his ass about The Dark Knight Rises, the Colorado shooting at the premiere, the heroes of the shooting AND the coward, and passionately expresses how precious life is. [Intro Song "Ch-Check It Out" - Beastie Boys]

Eliot talks out of his ass about why the elderly are the worst comedy audience, why he can’t stand people who don’t do their job, and reads fan stories. [Intro Song "Eminem Vs. Eurythmics Sweet Dreams vs. W/outME" - DJ Zebra]

Eliot talks out of his ass about his first week on the dating site OkCupid.com! He breaks down how women lie in their online dating profiles. [Intro Song "Where Have You Been?" - Rihanna]

Eliot talks out of his ass and reads stories fans emailed in, and then somehow ends up talking about porn and blowjobs. [Intro Song "Fette's Vette" - MC Chris]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest Caroline about a few movies he saw and loved.  As usual, they go off on a few tangents. [Intro Song "Tik Tok" - Ke$ha]

Eliot talks out of his ass and records this week’s podcast while driving home from 2 shows on the night before the Fourth of July.  He talks about 3 important confrontations that happened in the past 72 hours.  [Intro Song "Firework" - Katy Perry]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest & best friend Pete as they grub in White Castle.  They talk about meeting Flavor Flav, the Adam Corolla controversy, and answer the question are  women funny?  Are Asians funny? And more!  [Intro Song "Wrap It Up" - The Fabulous Thunderbirds]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest and best friend Pete as they talk more in detail about the world of stand up comedy.  They go over what they think is considered “hacky” and answer a thorough questionnaire about joke stealing (sent in from another comedian).  [Intro Song "Where Is My Mind?" - The Pixies]

Eliot talks out of his ass about his week in Montana & Arizona including his experiences with friendly racism and seizing opportunities. [Intro Song "Home - Michael Buble]

Eliot talks out of his ass and shares a revealing inside look into the world of stand up comedy.  He gives brutally honest advice to anyone starting out.  [Intro Song "This Is How We Do It" - Montell Jordan]

Eliot talks out of his ass about one of his favorite sketch comedy shows “The Kids in the Hall” and plays some of his favorite sketches featuring Dave Foley and Kevin McDonald.  He also answer fans questions about friendships worth keeping, what to do when you’re depressed and more!  [Intro Song "Having An Average Weekend" - Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet]

Eliot talks out of his ass with Jessica (one of his LA Angels and make up artist extraordinaire) about “15 things you should give up in order to be happy” and they also give advice to a 41 year old guy on how to deal with his 25 year old girlfriend.  [Intro Song "Naughty Girl" - Beyonce]

Eliot talks out of his ass (on his shortest podcast to date) about how he hates hot girls who say they used to be nerds, how being honest brings trouble, why people who act entitled suck, about people who don’t have pics of themselves on facebook, and more! [Intro Song "Young Folks" - Peter Bjorn and John Writer's Block]

Eliot talks out of his ass with his 2 best female friends in LA – Jessica and Venessa (make up artists extraordinaire).  They talk about what Eliot is REALLY like and answer fan questions about him.  They also discuss who is the biggest comedy hack, blind dates, why dating your friend’s ex is whack & broke dudes.  [Intro Song "Telephone" - Lady Gaga & Beyonce.]

Eliot talks out of his ass about how a girl broke up with him because she listened to the podcast, people who are comedy bullies, about how a comic was attacked onstage at the Hollywood Improv, his favorite kind of female nipples, and answers fan questions and reads fan’s stories.  [Intro Song "When I Grow Up" - Pussycat Dolls.]

Eliot talks out of his ass and does a whole episode answering questions and reading stories sent in from Changsters all over the world.  [Intro Song "Like A G6" Far East Movement].

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest Pete as they discuss how to tell when someone you are dating is “phasing you out,” about to disappear on you, how to handle it, and they share their own personal experiences. [Intro song "Beggin" - Madcon]

Eliot talks out of his ass w/special guest & close friend Caroline as they discuss TMZ headlines & rumors including: Johnny Depp and an Olsen twin, Kim Kardashian dating Kanye West, Lana Del Rey and Axl Rose, the transgender Miss Universe contestant, and much much more. [Intro Song "Take Over Control" - Afrofunk featuring Eva Simons]

Eliot talks out of his ass about how no one takes pride in their job anymore, what sucks about airline travel, and how the purpose of life is love. [Intro Song "Jizz in my pants" - The Lonely Island."]

Eliot talks out of his ass about the “Linsanity” ice cream controversy, KONY 2012, high maintenance girls, other random topics, and answers fan questions.  [Intro Song "We Found love" - Rihanna]

Eliot talks out of his ass and reveals why he started a NEW Youtube channel, shares some of his favorite scenes from the epic series “The Sopranos,” and answers a bunch of fan questions. [Intro Song "Woke Up This Morning" - Alabama 3]

Eliot talks out of his ass w/special guest comedian & friend Rachel Feinstein.  They chat about getting Comedy Central specials the same year, her experience as one of the 10 finalists on the final season of Last Comic Standing, and Eliot gets to ask her questions he has always wanted to ask a female comic. [Intro Song "Pump It Up" - Joe Budden]

Eliot talks out of his about Snooki getting pregnant, meeting Cung Le the former Strikeforce Middleweight Champion, answers fan questions, and shares his favorite Judge Judy clips. [Intro Song "Teach Me How To Dougie" - Cali Swag District]

Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka on her last podcast appearance.  They talk about why she’s leaving, ESPN’s ”Chink in the Armor” incident, two faced people, and Aiko gets a chance to turns the mics on Eliot and asks him questions. [Intro Song "Let's GO" - Peter Rocks].

Eliot talks out of his ass (for the first time without a co-host) about the Jeremy Lin Lin-sanity, what happened at a LA club over the weekend, what makes a successful person, and answers some fan questions. [Intro Song "Dammit" - Blink 182]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest comedian Tarun Shetty about Valentine’s Day, reads fans’ break up stories, shares his own break up story, and gives his thoughts on the passing of Whitney Houston. [Intro Song "Still Not A Player" - Big Pun]

Eliot talks out of his ass about sex with professional sex therapist & webisode sex coach “Jenna Time.” And it was everything he hoped it would be. [Intro Song "Sexy and I know it" - LMFAO]

Eliot talks out of his ass with guest Tarun Shetty about why you might be in the “friend zone” and how to get out of it.  They also talk a little about the PUA community (Pick Up Artists). And finally they give their opinions on the recent Dane Cook incident at the Laugh Factory.  [Intro Song "Tuff Enuff" - Fabulous Thunderbirds]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guests Caroline and Quinn about blind dates, UFC, TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras and answer over 20 Would You Rather questions from the fanpage. [Intro Song "If I Was You (OMG)" - Far East Movement feat. Snoop Dogg]

Eliot talks out of his ass with very special guest Sandra…an ex-girlfriend!  This impromptu conversation covers their relationship from beginning to end and how they have been able to remain friends so many years later.  As always, it’s a very honest episode. [Intro song "Senorita" - Justin Timberlake]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest Pete about the passing of LA comedian Angelo Bowers, the top 5 regrets of life, and answers fan questions. [Intro Song "Auld Lang Syne"]

Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka about the 2 great loves of his life, what love is, why chic flics suck, Ryan Gosling, and reads love stories from fans.  [Intro Song "All I Want For Christmas Is You" - Olivia Olson, Love Actually Soundtrack]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest comic and long time friend Tarun Shetty (www.tarun.tv) in this “bitch session.”  They go off on racist auditions, why people at the Comedy Store hate Eliot, living in LA, and relationships.  Although he starts in a foul mood, after getting everything off his chest Eliot feels a lot better. [Intro Song "No One Knows" - Queens of the Stone Age]

This episode is VERY DIFFERENT.  With lower energy and more relaxed than usual, Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka about random topics and answers fan questions.  Then things take a drastic turn at [34:00] when Eliot gets SUPER HONEST about what he is feeling in the moment.  Then the podcast gets REAL and SURREAL. [Intro Song "Billie Jean" - Michael Jackson]

Eliot talks out of his ass and does a whole lotta Men Bashing with special guest and dear friend Caroline.  Bend over and grab your ankles guys.  You take it up the ass in this one.  WARNING: Sorry for the sound levels everyone – it’s going to be loud. [Intro Song "Paparazzi" - Lady Gaga]

Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka about Occupy LA, the sad passing of comedian Patrice O’Neal, what Eliot’s comedy was like in the beginning, the sickest he has ever been on tour, what is charisma and charm, and answers fan emails – which leads to an unexpected women bashing tirade. [Intro Song "Lady" - Modjo]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest and best friend Pete as they continue to gripe about why sometimes women suck – and not in the good way.  Men Bashing Episode will be coming soon – PROMISE! [Intro Song "Can a Nigga get a Table Dance" - 2 Live Crew]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest and best friend Pete about some of the things they hate about women. Buckle up ladies because you take it across the chin and up the ass in this week’s podcast. To make things fair, tune in next week for the Men Bashing Episode. [Intro Song "Superfreak" - Rick James]

Eliot talks out of his ass with special guest “Gay Paul” about their old NY sketch show Project Mayhem, AMC’s Walking Dead, gay bath houses, the comic genius of Melissa McCarthy, guitar comics, internet haters and Occupy Wall Street. [Intro Song "Fuck You" - Cee Lo Green]

Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka about being banned from the Laugh Factory, what ruins a college comedy show, why most Asian men don’t approach hot women, and sexting. [Intro Song "Hard to Handle" - Black Crowes]

Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka about his Hawaii Trip, why pretty girls turn him off, what he looks for in a woman, reads a fan’s email about a dating experience, and then rambles on for the rest of the hour about his similar experience. [Intro Song "Pump It" - Black Eyed Peas]

Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka about the N-WORD, AMC’s Breaking Bad, the cost of dating, what to do when you are depressed, the difference between a winner and a loser, shares a high school detention story, reads fan stories and answers fan questions. [Intro Song "Hypnotize" - Notorious B.I.G.]

Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka about hookers, why sitcoms suck, getting bumped off shows by Chris Rock, how to find out if your date has an STD, who are his favorite comedians, a few secrets he didn’t expect to share, and reads more fan emails. NOTE: At the end Eliot leaves the mics on by accident for a minute.  It’s cute. [Intro Song "Work It" - Nelly feat. Justin Timberlake]

Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka about his Birthday Night in detail, getting drunk, heckler videos, his craziest one night stand – in detail, and reads a fan’s “Tale of Roofies.”  The Best Episode So Far!  Seriously, Eliot & Aiko are finding their groove with the podcast. [Intro Song "Whip My Hair" - Willow Smith]

Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka about birthdays, what he says to other comics when they bomb, how you know if someone doesn’t want to date you, and answers questions & reads more stories from fans, and critiques his 1st Comedy Central appearance from 2005. [Intro Song "Happy Birthday" - The Ramones]

Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka about bumping into Margaret Cho, the highest he ever got, comics who steal jokes, should you move or sacrifice careers for relationships, and answers more fan questions. (Pardon the low sound on the “stealing jokes” clips). [Intro Song "Echoes" - The Rapture]

Eliot talks out of his ass with co-host Aiko Tanaka about the Miss Universe skanks, the first time he had sex, the first time he did stand up comedy, his personal 9/11 stories, and answers more fan emails. [Intro Song "Bass Down Low" - Dev]